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"Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it."~ ~ "But I don't like Spam!!!!"~ ~ "Don't tell me what you drem'd last night for I've been reading Freud."~ ~ "Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to PUNT."~ ~ "He is considered the most graceful speaker who can say nothing in most words."~ ~ "MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that."~ ~ "Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!"~ ~ "Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference."~ ~ "Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!"~ ~ Russian #1: "I spy with my little eye, something that begins with T"~ Russian #2: "TANK!~ I spy with my little eye, something that begins with A"~ Russian #1: "ANOTHER TANK!~ I spy with my little eye, something that begins with Y"~ Russian #2: "YET ANOTHER TANK!"~ ~ "Damn It Mr Scott, use the Twinkey!"~ "But Captain, you don't know what that'll do!"~ ~ "You know much that is hidden O Tim."~ ~ Bridge Keeper: "What is your name?"~ Sir Lancelot: "Sir Lancelot of Camelot."~ Bridge Keeper: "What is your quest?"~ Sir Lancelot: "To search for the Holy Grail."~ Bridge Keeper: "What is your favorite color?"~ Sir Lancelot: "Yellow."~ Bridge Keeper: "Right, Off you go."~ Sir Robin says "Thats easy" and approches the Bridge Keeper.~ Bridge Keeper: "What is your name?"~ Sir Robin: "Sir Robin of Camelot."~ Bridge Keeper: "What is your quest?"~ Sir Robin: "To search for the Holy Grail."~ Bridge Keeper: "What is the capital of Asyria?"~ Sir Robin: "What, I don't know aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"~ ~ Bridge Keeper~ to King Aurthur: "What is the arial velocity of an unladen swallow?"~ King Aurthur: "Which do you mean, African or European?"~ Bridge Keeper: "What, I don't know aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"~ King Aurthur: "Right, off we go."~ ~ 'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a bachelor.~ ~ * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.~ ~ /usr/news/gotcha~ ~ 1 bulls, 3 cows.~ ~ 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.~ ~ 23. ... r-q1~ ~ : is not an identifier~ ~ A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun.~ ~ A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity.~ ~ A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.~ ~ A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.~ ~ A gift of flower will soon be made to you.~ ~ A good memory does not equal pale ink.~ ~ A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never~ ~ A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.~ ~ A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.~ ~ A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Jack.~ ~ A king's castle is his home.~ ~ A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.~ ~ A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.~ ~ A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.~ ~ A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.~ ~ A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.~ ~ A man who turns green has eschewed protein.~ ~ A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.~ ~ A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.~ ~ A soft drink turneth away company.~ ~ A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.~ ~ A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.~ ~ A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.~ ~ A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.~ ~ About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.~ ~ About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.~ ~ Above all things, reverence yourself.~ ~ Academy: A modern school where football is taught.~ ~ Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.~ ~ Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.~ ~ After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.~ ~ Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.~ ~ All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.~ ~ All in all it's just another brick in the wall...~ ~ All that glitters has a high refractive index.~ ~ America's best buy for a nickel is a telephone call to the right man.~ ~ An idle mind is worth two in the bush.~ ~ And I alone am returned to wag the tail.~ ~ Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.~ ~ As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.~ ~ As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?~ ~ As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse Code.~ ~ Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If God won't have you, the devil must.~ ~ Auribus teneo lupum. (I hold a wolf by the ears.)~ ~ Avoid GOTOs completely if you can keep the program readable.~ ~ Avoid temporary variables.~ ~ Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF.~ ~ Avoid unnecessary branches.~ ~ Baby... - The Late Elvis Presley.~ ~ Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.~ ~ Been Transferred Lately?~ ~ Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.~ ~ Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.~ ~ Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.~ ~ Beware the new TTY code!~ ~ Biggest security gap - an open mouth.~ ~ Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.~ ~ Brain fried -- Core dumped~ ~ Business will be either better or worse. -- Calvin Coolidge~ ~ By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.~ ~ Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?~ ~ Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.~ ~ Cannot fork -- try spoon.~ ~ Cannot open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.~ ~ Center meeting at 4 pm in cC-543.~ ~ Change your thoughts and you change your world.~ ~ Charity: a thing that begins at home and usually stays there.~ ~ Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."~ ~ Choose variable names that won't be confused.~ ~ Classified material requires proper storage.~ ~ Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.~ ~ Continental Life. Why do you ask?~ ~ Courage is grace under pressure.~ ~ Courage is your greatest present need.~ ~ Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!~ ~ Creditors have much better memories than debtors.~ ~ Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.~ ~ DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!~ ~ Death: to stop sinning suddenly.~ ~ Department meeting in 3 minutes.~ ~ Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.~ ~ Disk crisis, please clean up!~ ~ Disk crunch - please clean up!~ ~ Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.~ ~ Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.~ ~ Do not take life to seriously; you will never get out of it alive.~ ~ Do not underestimate the power of the Force.~ ~ Don't comment bad code--rewrite it.~ ~ Don't compare floating point numbers solely for equality.~ ~ Don't despair -- your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.~ ~ Don't diddle code to make it faster--find a better algorithm.~ ~ Don't eat yellow snow.~ ~ Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.~ ~ Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.~ ~ Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.~ ~ Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.~ ~ Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.~ ~ Don't patch bad code--rewrite it.~ ~ Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key.~ ~ Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.~ ~ Don't stop at one bug.~ ~ Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.~ ~ Education helps earning capacity. Ask any college professor.~ ~ Even a cabbage may look at a king.~ ~ Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.~ ~ Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.~ ~ Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.~ ~ Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.~ ~ Every purchase has its price.~ ~ Every silver lining has a cloud around it.~ ~ Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love! ~ ~ Everybody ought to have a friend.~ ~ Everybody ought to have a maid.~ ~ Everyone is enthusiastic about your work.~ ~ Everything you know is wrong!~ ~ External Security:~ ~ Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.~ ~ Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital.~ ~ Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.~ ~ Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.~ ~ Finagle's Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.~ ~ Flee at once, all is discoverd.~ ~ For a good time , call 497-5020.~ ~ Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.~ ~ From uucp Mon Dec 3 21:05:46 1999~ ~ Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.~ ~ Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.~ ~ God does not play dice.~ ~ God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.~ ~ God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.~ ~ God must love the common man; He made so many of them.~ ~ Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.~ ~ Hackers of the world, unite!~ ~ Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.~ ~ Have you locked your file cabinet?~ ~ Having a bad day? Ken says to go home.~ ~ He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.~ ~ He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.~ ~ He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself.~ ~ He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.~ ~ He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.~ ~ He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.~ ~ He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.~ ~ He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.~ ~ He who hates vices hates mankind.~ ~ He who hesitates is sometimes saved.~ ~ He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.~ ~ He who laughs, lasts.~ ~ He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.~ ~ He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.~ ~ He's dead Jim.~ ~ His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.~ ~ Honi soit la vache qui rit.~ ~ Houdini escaping from New Jersey.~ ~ How can you work when the system's so crowded?~ ~ How many weeks are there in a light year?~ ~ How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.~ ~ How untasteful can you get?~ ~ How was Thomas J. Watson buried? 9 edge down.~ ~ How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.~ ~ How you look depends on where you go.~ ~ I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.~ ~ I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother.~ ~ I like work; if fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.~ ~ I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.~ ~ I think we're all Bozos on this bus.~ ~ I will never lie to you.~ ~ I wish you humans would leave me alone.~ ~ I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.~ ~ I'm from the government, I'm here to help.~ ~ I've had a vasectomy.~ ~ IOT trap -- core dumped~ ~ IOT trap -- mos dumped~ ~ If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.~ ~ If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.~ ~ If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.~ ~ If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.~ ~ If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.~ ~ If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.~ ~ Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out. ~ ~ Ignore previous fortune.~ ~ In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.~ ~ In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.~ ~ Institute: An archaic school were football is not taught.~ ~ Integrity has no need for rules.~ ~ Is this really happening?~ ~ Items normally found on a Real Programmers desk include: a half drunk can of~ Pepsi, wrappers from vending machine food, and a printout of every program~ they have ever written piled on every flat surface in rough cronological~ order.~ ~ It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.~ ~ It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.~ ~ It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.~ ~ It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost. ~ ~ It is better to wear out than to rust out.~ ~ It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.~ ~ It is easier to run down a hill than up one.~ ~ It is easy to recognize Real Programmers at parties for they are the ones~ standing in a corner talking about system security and how to get around it.~ ~ It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.~ ~ It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.~ ~ It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.~ ~ It's a poor workman who blames his tools.~ ~ It's all in the mind, ya know.~ ~ It's better to burn out than it is to rust.~ ~ It's better to burn out than to fade away.~ ~ It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.~ ~ It's later than you think.~ ~ It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.~ ~ Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.~ ~ Just be patient and all will be revealed to you.~ ~ Just give Mary some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.~ ~ Kiss your keyboard good bye!~ ~ LISP: To call a spade a thpade.~ ~ Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.~ ~ Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.~ ~ Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.~ ~ Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.~ ~ Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.~ ~ Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.~ ~ Let the machine do the dirty work.~ ~ Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.~ ~ Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.~ ~ Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.~ ~ Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells AWFUL.~ ~ Long computations which yield 0 (zero) are probably all for naught.~ ~ Long life is in store for you.~ ~ Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"~ ~ Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.~ ~ Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac.~ ~ Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.~ ~ Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.~ ~ MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING ~ ~ Make input easy to proofread~ ~ Make it right before you make it faster.~ ~ Make sure all variables are initialized before use.~ ~ Make sure comments and code agree.~ ~ Make sure your code "does nothing" gracefully.~ ~ Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.~ ~ Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.~ ~ Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.~ ~ Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.~ ~ Many are called, few volunteer.~ ~ Many are cold, but few are frozen.~ ~ Many pages make a thick book.~ ~ Many receive advice, few profit from it.~ ~ Memory should be the starting point of the present.~ ~ Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.~ ~ Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.~ ~ Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.~ ~ Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.~ ~ Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.~ ~ Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.~ ~ Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.~ ~ Multics is security spelled sideways.~ ~ Never give an inch!~ ~ Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.~ ~ New UNIX/TS manuals available in 2F-101~ ~ NO! So forget it already.~ ~ No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.~ ~ No directory.~ ~ No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.~ ~ No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.~ ~ Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.~ ~ Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!~ ~ Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.~ ~ Not now... It's that time of the month again.~ ~ Now and then an innocent man is sent to the Legislature.~ ~ Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.~ ~ Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.~ ~ One Bell System - it sometimes works.~ ~ One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.~ ~ Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.~ ~ Password:~ ~ Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.~ ~ People humiliating a salami!~ ~ People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.~ ~ People will buy anything that's one to a customer.~ ~ Philosophy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.~ ~ Phone call for klv.~ ~ Please go away.~ ~ Please update your programs.~ ~ Power is poison.~ ~ Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.~ ~ Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.~ ~ Quack!~ ~ Quit work and play for once!~ ~ Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.~ ~ Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.~ ~ Real Programmers are continually amazed that their boss actually pays them~ for what they would normally be doing for fun anyway.~ (They are also carefull not to voice this)~ ~ Real Programmers can read six meg core dumps and find the bug in the program~ without the use of a hex calculator.~ ~ Real Programmers may not know their wife's name, but they do have the~ entire EBCIDIC and/or ASCII charts memorized.~ ~ Real Programmers don't read manuals, for they are the crutch~ of the unintelligent.~ ~ Real Programmers don't comment code because they figure that if it was hard to~ write, it should be just as hard to understand and even harder to modify.~ ~ Real Programmers don't eat anything that doesn't come out of a vending machine.~ ~ Real Programmers don't use editors, they use Copy CON.~ ~ Reality is for people who can't deal with drugs.~ ~ Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.~ ~ Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.~ ~ Replace repetitive expressions by calls to a common function.~ ~ Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch.9)~ ~ Roy's hungry, time to eat lunch.~ ~ SEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!!~ ~ Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.~ ~ Save gas, don't eat beans.~ ~ Save gas, don't use the shell.~ ~ Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds.~ ~ Security?? What's that?.~ ~ Sign on bank: "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-DOLLAR DEPOSIT."~ ~ Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.~ ~ Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-on Mace!~ ~ Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.~ ~ Snow Day - Stay Home!~ ~ Some men are discovered; others are found out.~ ~ Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.~ ~ Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.~ ~ Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.~ ~ Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.~ ~ Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.~ ~ Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.~ ~ Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.~ ~ Success is a journey, not a destination.~ ~ System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.~ ~ Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.~ ~ Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.~ ~ That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.~ ~ That which is not good for the swarm, neither is it good for the bee.~ ~ That's what she said.~ ~ The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.~ ~ The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.~ ~ The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.~ ~ The best prophet of the future is the past.~ ~ The check is in the mail.~ ~ The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.~ ~ The door is the key.~ ~ The early worm gets the bird.~ ~ The end of labor is to gain leisure.~ ~ The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.~ ~ The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.~ ~ The following statement is not true:~ ~ The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)~ ~ The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.~ ~ The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.~ ~ The important thing is not to stop questioning.~ ~ The life which is unexamined is not worth living.~ ~ The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.~ ~ The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. ~ ~ The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.~ ~ The plural of spouse is spice.~ ~ The price of greatness is responsibility.~ ~ The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong.~ ~ The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.~ ~ The time is right to make new friends.~ ~ The universe is laughing behind your back.~ ~ The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.~ ~ The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!!.~ ~ There are more old drunkards than old doctors.~ ~ There is a fly on your Dimension!~ ~ There is no heavier burden than a great potential.~ ~ There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.~ ~ There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.~ ~ There is no time like the pleasant.~ ~ There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.~ ~ There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.~ ~ There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.~ ~ They just buzzed and buzzed....buzzed.~ ~ This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.~ ~ This is a good time to punt work.~ ~ This login session: $13.99.~ ~ This screen intentionally left blank.~ ~ Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, HACK!~ ~ Those who can, do; those who can't simulate.~ ~ Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody nose.~ ~ Those who talk don't know. Those who don't know talk.~ ~ Time and tide wait for no man.~ ~ Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.~ ~ Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.~ ~ To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.~ ~ To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.~ ~ To laugh at men or sense is the privilege of fools.~ ~ To teach is to learn.~ ~ Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.~ ~ Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.~ ~ Today is the last day of your life so far.~ ~ Too clever is dumb. --Ogden Nash~ ~ Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.~ ~ Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing them.~ ~ Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.~ ~ Try 'stty O' -- it works much better.~ ~ Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.~ ~ Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.~ ~ Trying to get an education here is like trying to take a drink from a fire hose.~ ~ Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and one the stars.~ ~ Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.~ ~ Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi-way branches.~ ~ Use debugging compilers.~ ~ Use free-form input where possible.~ ~ Use library functions.~ ~ Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.~ ~ Volcano - a mountain with hiccups.~ ~ Waste not, get your budget cut next year.~ ~ Watch out for off-by-one errors.~ ~ We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.~ ~ We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.~ ~ We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.~ ~ What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.~ ~ What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.~ ~ What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.~ ~ What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?~ ~ What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.~ ~ When in doubt, lead trump.~ ~ When in doubt, Punt!~ ~ When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.~ ~ Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?"~ ~ Who are you?~ ~ Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?~ ~ With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.~ ~ Words are the voice of the heart.~ ~ Words must be weighed, not counted.~ ~ Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.~ ~ YES! Just be patient.~ ~ You are being paged.~ ~ You are going to have a new love affair.~ ~ You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.~ ~ You auto buy now.~ ~ You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.~ ~ You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.~ ~ You dialed 5483.~ ~ You do not have mail.~ ~ You fill a much-needed gap.~ ~ You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.~ ~ You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.~ ~ You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.~ ~ You have been selected for a secret mission.~ ~ You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.~ ~ You have mail.~ ~ You look tired.~ ~ You now have Asian Flu.~ ~ You should go home.~ ~ You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.~ ~ You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.~ ~ You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.~ ~ You will be surprised by a loud noise.~ ~ You will feel hungry again in another hour.~ ~ You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.~ ~ You will never know hunger.~ ~ You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.~ ~ You will step on the night soil of many countries.~ ~ Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.~ ~ Your code should be more efficient.~ ~ Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reautherize.~ ~ Your education begins when what is called your education is over.~ ~ Your code should be more efficient!~ ~ Your empty file directory has been deleted.~ ~ Your ignorance cramps my conversation.~ ~ Your salary will be increased.~ ~ Your supervisor is thing about you.~ ~ Youth is the trustee of posterity.~ ~ Chess tonight?~ ~ panic: can't find /~ ~ unix soit qui mal y pense~ ~